i’m going to write an album called ‘as a man, i can tell you that misandry does real’ [tw: language/slurs]
track listing
- that fucking slut won’t date me
- love song for the special snowflake on aisle three
- hey ladies (acknowledge my catcalls bitch)
- but what about what my penis wants?
- as a man
- ode to my all-knowing homophobic cock
- oppressed (or: stop using my white man tears for lube)
- you do it well (for a girl i guess)
Kelp Forest by Lee Root
Isn’t it amazing that places like this exist? I would have never even imagined it. Truth is always stranger than fiction.










